iM SUCH A BAD FRIEND IM SORRY IF YOURE MY FRIEND
sometimes i forget im a real person
omg my mum stormed my room just to say that the airforce one is flying above our house. i nearly got a heart attack but at least i know now how the airforce one looks from below. thanks mom.
It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
can we talk about how this is still getting notes
my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”
Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
HOT AS FUCK
i get anxiety thinking about meeting a celebrity and getting a picture with them and then looking ugly in the picture
DT posing with his fans :) Watch the original with @FuiZoNZ here